When you tell a Republican or a conservative that the Constitution is a legal document, the "tilt" light goes on inside his head. To a Republican or a Conservative the Constitution is a holy collection of Scriptural utterances and Truths that were spoken by Jesus to the, ya know, people who signed their names to it after they had the town hall meeting that the public was not invited to where they voted on it. A lot of people voted against it. you never hear about them. People think I am the first person in American history to have a problem with the Constitution.
Since it is a legal document that means it sets out a ream of conditions. Legal documents are always filled with commands and "how things will be." With most legal documents all the people affected by it have to sign it. The Constitution is allegedly a contract. A contract that involves you personally. However you did not sign it. You are not supposed to see that as an impediment to your being bound under it. But since it is a Holy legal document which has Jesus involved in it since the Constitution is Sacred...then you should not have a problem with it. And you probably don't. In fact you take it on faith, like any good parishioner should, that everything is A-ok with it. Which in reality is not true. In reality the constitution is a hoax that you have bought into. Do I care? Not really, I never particularly liked you in the first place.
