The Masons, The Constitution, and Conspiracies

     If you read the Constitution and you don't fall asleep, you will notice that the iteration endlessly of this and that and put this here and put that there and five days must pass before the cock crows and the swallows will retun thus and hence and the quadrilateral election of the bicameral housemaids must not coenside with the bifurcation of the empastulatur until the 6th day of every 4th month and holy mother fucking shit. And if you read about Freemasonry at all you will learn that their rules and rituals and lists of things proper and not proper.....they're a lot like the Constitution! The difference being you dont have to be under the rules of Freemasonry unless you want to. Why you have to be under the rules of the Constitution, I dunno. That is something I have never discovered, why that is. I guess the reason is because they say so: "they" being the officer who ultimately puts the handcuffs on you and takes you off to a concrete bunker there to live out your life. Under Masonry this never happens. Under the Constitution it's practically the norm.
     People are fond of insisting that Freemasonry - which you dont have to join - is a vast networking conspiracy to "take over the world." These same people insist that the Constitution - which actually is a vast networking conspiracy to take over the world - they insist its a noble document guaranteeing life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, even though this phrase is found in another document not remotely related to the Constitution.
     What the Constitution and Freemasonry do have in common however is meaningless rules that serve absolutely no purpose other than to confuse and bewilder the Learner of the Rules into thinking he is a superior being. When you learn the rules of the road and how to drive.....you dont go through any of this bullshit: you learn the rules and then you go driving. Freemasonry rules and Constitutional rules however serve no actually purpose: you dont know any more after you learn them than you did before you learned them. However yo do learn that the rules of the Constitution WILL eventually get you either into jail or into the poorhouse.