The Movement West

   Americans began moving westward the day after the Constitution went into effect. This is not the version they teach in the Constitutionally-mandated State schools. However, in fact, it was the Constitution that caused the more-American of the Americans to get the fuck away from its sudden sphere of influence.
   This was not at all hard to do, there was tons of room west. There was only an ocean to the east, and it was close. And you cant live on the ocean. You need ground. We live on the ground. So the Americans who recognized the Constitution for what it was - the nullification of the war of "independence" - moved the fuck to the west of the Constitution's influence. Which would be past the last outpost of the American Army: which the Constitution created.
   The Indians were not a problem for these people. These were not conquerers moving west, these were escapees. Plus they had nice cloth. And nice shiny things. And the Indians liked these things. And being Indians they loved the barter system. They loved the barter system so much, in fact, that the Indians from east coast to west coast already had in place a universal sign language system to use between tribes 3000 miles apart from each other to trade furs and trinkets and drugs. The new tribe of white people showed up with amazing new trinkets, amazing new drugs, amazing new cloths and fashions……. and firearms! God bless these white-eyes pale-face fuckers with interesting saddles.
   Trading went well, far out of range of the New Constitutional Government of Godliness and Perfection and Delight. Indians and escapees got along great. Everyone was learning new things. Whitey learned hunting tricks and Tonto learned about Western History and Progress.
    Meanwhile the Constitution Police were staring into the West and noticing that a lot of Americans were hightailing it into unknown territory. Escapees meant less taxes, or less looting, confiscation, and tribute, to put the proper accurate exact words to it and escapees meant more liberty. What if they became so independent they came to realize they didnt need the new constitutional government? We would have to go to work in the private sector! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
   HOW TO PREVENT THIS???
   Well, one way would be to kill some Indians. Dress the soldiers in civilian clothes - as is the custom with Muslims today - and slaughter a tribe or two. The Indians will retaliate against the escapees (who are innocent) and the Constitutional Police will ride to the rescue and confiscate all the Indian property and land holdings and declare it US Territory. Please keep in mind that i am no booster of the idiotic way of life of the fucking Indians. Keep this in mind. That's how bad the Constitutional Police are as far as I am concerned compared to the Indians.
   Where was I.
   So as the escapees moved farther away from the Constitutional government in order to remain free,  and the Consitutional-created assholes-in-charge saw the need to do some conquesting in the interests of fencing these Americans in. The story you get is that the Federal government was simply enthusiastically exploratory, foraging into the wilderness in advance of the corraled and penned-in citizens who yearned to expand into the lands of the savage monstrosities from the Pleistocene and reclaim the land for Christianity against the heathen enemies of Jesus.
   In fact, the escapees were all fine, they had already gone exploratoring on their own,  the Indians were all fine, sharing their youg women with the settlers in exchange for whiskey, and the lawyers comprising the government were all pissed. Being lawyers they made sure that the crimes they were about to commit were made to look like rescue, humanitarian, efforts.
   By the time the escapees made it to the far west, out passed the deserts, liberty was pretty intense. As a result the American Western is the most popular  genre of any kind on earth in history. The days of "lawlessness" are the most beloved and romantic in the entire pantheon of Times Past.
   Eventually Washington DC was in full control of both coasts and everything in between.
   Go outside and look at the result.