Thursday, June 22, 2017

islam and freedom of religion

the constitution never defines religion. it just says religion gets to slip out from under the weight of the restrictions inherent in constitution by being protected by the constitution. Only the constitution can have this kind of fantastic dexterity. because religion is never defined, islam, the only religion on earth that demands the death of all non members, is protected by the constitution. i would call this being an accessory or an ally or an enabler or a traitor. only the constitution could manage to get itself  into this kind of preposterous fix. to date no one seems to want to fix this because that would result in a constitutional pile of nonsense being fixed. and that has only happened once, with prohibition. prohibition was removed from the constitution and a problem in the constitution got fixed. imagine if everything in the constitution was removed. i know. you cant.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

The Constitution: A Handbook For Bureaucrats

The plain fact which no one seems to ever see is that the Constitution was written for bureaucrats. It wasn't written for you. You are not mentioned. Only bureaucrats and government officials are mentioned. And they are mentioned relentlessly. You are not in there at all. Only government employees, and usually only the ones with tons of power and authority, are mentioned. The Constitution brings them into being and then to some extent explains what they can do. It all just springs into existence as if by magic thanks to the Constitution. It almost is a form of magic. And not the fun kind. It's kind of like black magic: magic that leads not to delight and applause but magic that leads to wars and confiscation and incarceration and conscription and every other form of obedience to people you never met.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

you are not a branch of the government

the constitution created three branches of government that are supposed to keep rein on each other so that one of them does not become more powerful than the other two. they are supposed to remain equally powerful. over you. you are not a branch of the government. you are not in the constitution at all except at the beginning where it says we the people. you are supposed to imagine that you are one of those. actually only the people who signed the constitution are the "we the people" being talked about. you were not even born. so how can they have included you. it is only your wish-machine that is convinced you are part of the constitution. it's the same wish machine that convinces catholics a child molesting homosexual can cause jesus to enter bread dough after he says a few words of command. he can order god around. if you are a catholic you believe that. because all the catholics around you at birth told you that. without exception. they cant ALL be wrong can they?  same with the constitution. same with muslims and their 72 virgins entertaining their rotting corpses. none of it makes sense. but its what your culture told you. and without your culture what do you have. certainly not your own identity. no, you have someone else's - usually several peoples', in fact - identities. you barely exist. only the lies that other liars have told you exist. you are probably comprised of 100% lies, if you are the average person.

Sunday, March 26, 2017

"Freedom of the Press"

It has been brought to my attention that the "press" is the only job other than bureaucratic dunce that is actually mentioned by the Constitution. The "press" is the only private arena that is mentioned. all the other arenas mentioned in the Consitution are governmental posts and departments.
     Hearing this it was as if yet another light had gone on in my head.
     This is why the "press" - today's press - has this attitude of "authority."
     The bureaucrats - the other "job" mentioned by the Constitution realize that the "press" is - like themselves - sacrosanct. that's why they fear the "press."
     The "press" realizes this. that is why they brazenly and relentlessly attack bureaucrats. Because they know they have been granted immunity by the Constitution.
     As far as the Constitution is concerned, saddle-making doesn't exist. Car making doesn't exist. Nothing exists except government and the press as far as the Constitution is concerned.
     This is why the press - and the bureaucrats - are the fucking free-for-alling pricks that they are. Because the Constitution grants them and no one else "official existence."

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

A Religious Document

The Constitution is a secular version of a religious document. It is attributed to have magical powers, one of them being that "We the people" means you - who did not exist when "We the people" got announced and addressed. The actual "we" in the "We the people" are the people who created and signed the Constitution. Now, I talk to a lot of stupid assholes. And they all say that the people who signed it were representing all the people who didn't. Which is not true. No "representative" has ever contacted the people he represents. No agreement has ever been made between bureaucrats and "the people they represent." this is part of the religious aspect of the Constitution: that it does things it doesn't, in reality,  on this planet, actually do.

Sunday, October 9, 2016

Constitution Blurb of the Day.









lets forget about the preamble which is a collection of raving wishful thinking and jump right to the first sentence of the actual mess. "all legislative..." yada yada. first of all this sentence is a massive contradiction in itself. if congress has all legislative power....where did it come from?.....some other legislative power? who gave all that power to congress? the Power Broker Central Authority? or is it rather just an edict edicted by mysterious entities outside of Congress. or in other words, if congress has all legislative power then the declaration that it has all legislative power has no actual merit. it really doesnt have all legislative power. otherwise congress would be announcing this itself. but it isnt. the constitution is. so where did the constitution get ITS legislative power? i know, you're not supposed to look this deep into it. and second of all if congress has the only legislative power how is it that the president - who is not congress - has his own bucket of "executive orders" to draw edicts out of? you'll notice we're only two sentences-in. and the constitution is a thousand sentences long. you wonder why you're arguing politics morning noon and night. because its a morass of seaweed and diarrhea you're actually supposed to pay attention to. for some reason.

Friday, September 23, 2016

God, Jesus, and You

god created israel to wean humanity away from human government and to create individual liberty. jesus came to the remnant of israel - the jews - to wean humanity away from human government and to create individual liberty. between the american defeat of england and the implementation of the constitution, the efforts of god and jesus were achieved for the first time in human history. that freedom lasted 12 years. the constitution is actually a declaration of war against god and jesus. and its not accidental. its a legalistic declaration of the servitude of you to a collection of loafers who have opted to order you around and who you have opted to admire and respect. like idiotic Stockholm Syndrome victims. thank you. fuck you.