The Creators Are All Dead

 

 For 250 years American courts and American judges and American cops and American Congressmen and American cunts and cocks and fucks and shits and avalanches of twat have been debating and defining and interpreting and honing and exacting and parsing and evaluating and dialoguing and forming committees and running up the flagpole Just What The Fuck The Constitution Means When It Says Shit.
   It doesnt seem to matter that the only people who could actually answer those questions and puzzles and contretemps vague and airy byroads of meaning and intention ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD!
   Makes no difference to anyone. We will in the here and now decide what people 3 centuries dead really meant and you - you reading this - will abide by what we decide.
   No one but me seems to have a problem with this.