No Soldiers In Your House. Unless So Ordered.

Amendment III

No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

   I especially like this "right" in the Bill of "Rights" because not only is it the opposite of what you - you reading this, if you are an American Right Winger - think it is, it's actually worse than what you think it is.

   Now, even you should understand the part before the second comma: if a soldier knocks at yoour door in time of "peace," and he wants to live with you, you can shut the door in his face. Unfortunately what constitutes "peace" is pretty up in the air these days. In fact since Korea. Are we at peace in 2015? Or are we at war. No one officially knows.

   It gets worse.

   If it is decided that we actually are at war, not only can a soldier demand to live with you "if done in a manner prescribed by law" which means if you are so ordered by the police - it doesn't even have to be an American soldier. It can be as ISIS combatant fighting for the global Caliphate of Islam!

   Hey, I'm just the messenger. And the only reason I am the messenger and you are not is because I, unlike you, took the time to actually read the fucking thing. But hey, put down the donut for a minute and read it yourself. Tell me where I have got it all fucked up. Thanks in advance.

The Second Amendment of the Bill of "Rights"

   Here is the total and complete text of the 2nd amendment:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

   That's it. So tell me, is this the case with you? Or is your "right" being infringed. And tell me another thing: does the above solitary sentence seem complicated to you? It seems very complicated to Congress and your City Council and your County Board of Supervisors and your State Assembly and your Judiciary and your Executives. And because they are stupid your Second Amendment "right" has been thoroughly eradicated. 

James Madison: Problem Child

   Apparently Jams Madison is the fellow most responsible for the Marxist Mess we're all in, here in collectivist America. No wonder some journalist at Yahoo wants him memorialized.
   I really dont know anything about the history of the Constitution because it ain't the history of the Constitution that is causing me grief it's the Constitution itself. But for those of you actually interested in how this pile of paper got put together I guess this is as good aversion as any.

https://www.yahoo.com/politics/the-case-for-finally-building-a-memorial-to-james-122956496136.html

The Creators Are All Dead

 

 For 250 years American courts and American judges and American cops and American Congressmen and American cunts and cocks and fucks and shits and avalanches of twat have been debating and defining and interpreting and honing and exacting and parsing and evaluating and dialoguing and forming committees and running up the flagpole Just What The Fuck The Constitution Means When It Says Shit.
   It doesnt seem to matter that the only people who could actually answer those questions and puzzles and contretemps vague and airy byroads of meaning and intention ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD!
   Makes no difference to anyone. We will in the here and now decide what people 3 centuries dead really meant and you - you reading this - will abide by what we decide.
   No one but me seems to have a problem with this.

The Constitution: The Police: Serial Killers: And You.

   the Constitution is a sociopathic mindset in written form. Like all sociopaths Its claim is to be helping you all the while it is torturing you. And if you complain then the problem is with you. Not with the Constitution. Because the Constitution cannot err, cannot be wrong, cannot make a mistake. It is a holy parchment document from the scribes and the original copy is in a special container that is visited and gazed upon with awe not because its old and still exists but because of “what it has done.” What is has done is proclaim itself a deity. Homicidal serial killers are the Constitution in flesh-and-blood form. They perform basically the exact same deeds that cops do: they proclaim themselves arbiters of your behavior, they accuse you of doing things that have forced them to punish you, even though you never met each other until he kidnapped you and put you in a dismal room somewhere, they systematically destroy you body and spirit, they threaten you constantly with even worse punishments and then at some point you end up dead while in their "custody." Sometimes it takes decades. Sometimes it takes merely seconds.

Today's Constitutional Quandry Torn From Today's Headlines!

https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/mom-speaks-out-after-neglect-charges-cleared-122171955452.html

Letter to Limbaugh

   I hand wrote a letter to Rush Limbaugh on huge stationery that has a huge Mouseketeer picture of myself on it 'cause I decided to play the Disney card. It said the following:

Dear Rush;
   You know how you are always going-on about the Constitution?
   You ever read that thing? You ever read just the Bill of Rights, even? You have?? And you want to fight and die for them??
   Five of them - which would be half , since I believe you yourself are from Riolinda - half of them do not even come into play until you are arrested or are about to be! Wow: a bill of "rights" half of which you cant even use until you are arrested and one of those isn't even that generous, it merely gives others the right to take your belongings and also barge into your house and upend it. That's some largess of great gifts. What the hell kind of rights are those? Rights for dimwits and idiots? Did anyone vote on this? Were any of them even marginally sober at the time? Could any of them read?
   Two of the remaining 5 don't even concern people! They concern the Federal government and the State governments' obtuse and murky and pompously-meaningless relationships to each other.
   One of the remaining three concerns....huh?.....soldiers in your fucking house? We have the amazing right not to house soldiers? But then you read the next sentence. Which is, basically "...unless we order you to in time of war." It also doesnt specify whether you have to house friendlies or the enemy. That part is left for a later "interpretation" by the Supreme Court, and depending on whether or not they are Muslims. 'Cause if they are Muslims you can pretty much rest assured that you will be housing Jihadists if ordered.
   One of the two remaining fantastic rights is the right to complain!!! That's right, you can complain in a group, you can complain in a letter, you can complain in a note, and what will you be complaining about?...you will be complaining about how you are being fucked hard in the ass by the people employed courtesy of the Constitutionally created bureaucracy of politicians and law enforcement and civil servants. Attached to this right to complain is the hitch-hiking right to believe things that may or may not be true. You get to do this! It's your right.
   And finally, and last but not least, you have your final remaining right in the Bill of Rights, you have the right to own a firearm unless you are forbidden to own a firearm.
   Let's hear it for this noble and ground-breaking list that is so very very amazingly awesome. Who were these geniuses who thought of this? Wow. That is great, good job, you guys, you really burned the midnight oil and it shows.